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Kim’s Crypto Heist: how to play and bonus features.

Six reels, four bonuses, and a duck who has misplaced the economy.

A clay duck accountant’s fax machine prints a spaghetti road beside a rocket teapot.
Figure 02. Finance requested a flowchart. The duck supplied a carbohydrate.
THE ACTUAL ANSWER

Kim’s Crypto Heist uses all ways wins: match a paying symbol across at least three consecutive reels from the leftmost reel, on any row. Winning cells clear and refill in cascades. Scatters on the opening board can trigger one of four bonus features.

Development guide. Both games are awaiting release. Features can change; the released game’s Info panel and paytable take precedence. No final RTP, odds or maximum payout is claimed here.

Read the plan before stealing the stapler.

Open Menu → Info for the rules and paytable. Check the wager and selected mode before pressing Spin. Purchases and extra-cost modes have their own displayed charges; do not assume the number you remember from ordinary play applies to every button.

This guide describes the current development build. Its numeric payouts, RTP, probabilities and maximum-win figures have not been treated as final release specifications. Use the released game’s own rules when it becomes available.

Go left. Keep going. Stop at the gap.

Ordinary wins start on the leftmost reel and continue through at least three consecutive reels. The same paying symbol can appear on any row. Connections can extend through as many as six reels, and only the longest connection for each symbol kind pays.

This is all ways play. You are not following a drawn payline, and you do not need a physically connected cluster. A symbol appearing on reels one, two and four has a gap on reel three, so that arrangement alone does not create a three-reel connection.

The mess cleans itself. Briefly.

Winning cells disappear together. The remaining symbols fall, empty positions refill, and the game checks for another connection within the same round. These cascades do not charge an additional wager.

Wait for the complete round to resolve. An early cascade award is one part of the round; the WIN display gives you the completed round payout. Our wins guide goes further into Wilds, Split copies and the difference between a payout and a profit.

Four departments. None answer the phone.

Natural bonus access uses Scatters on the first board of a paid spin. They do not accumulate across later cascades. The current build maps the opening count to these features:

  • 3 Scatters → Wash Cycle: starts with 10 free spins and upgrades symbols by collecting winning symbols.
  • 4 Scatters → Hungry Leader: starts with 3 lives; a winning spin restores all three, while a whole spin without a win costs one.
  • 5 Scatters → Rocket Man: starts with 10 free spins; winning connections can grow reels up to eight rows.
  • 6 Scatters → Banance Vault: starts with 10 free spins and builds persistent position values. There is no direct Banance Vault purchase.

How to win, without inventing a cheat code.

Wins follow the supplied symbols and the paytable. You cannot guarantee a profitable round by tapping Kim, timing Spin or waiting for a particular animation. A bonus purchase costs money and does not guarantee that you recover its price.

Choose an affordable limit, read the mode you are selecting, and judge the final result against the whole amount spent. This manual can explain what happened. It cannot make the next board obey the duck.

Kim’s Crypto Heist gameplay: a cartoon command center and a grid of crypto-themed symbols.
Actual KIM’S CRYPTO HEIST development screenshot. Illustrations elsewhere in this guide are fictional scenes, not game diagrams.
BACK ON PLANET EARTH

Questions we actually answer.

Does Kim’s Crypto Heist use cluster pays?

No. The current build uses all ways wins starting on the leftmost reel across at least three consecutive reels, with matching symbols on any row.

Do Scatters add up across cascades?

No. The opening board of the paid spin determines natural bonus access; Scatters do not accumulate over its cascades.

Is Kim’s Crypto Heist available on Stake?

The game is awaiting release. The current Play on Stake link opens the lobby until a direct game URL is confirmed.

About this guide

Published by Shitpost Games using our current game rules and development builds. The surreal narrators are fictional; editorial illustrations are AI-generated. Their conspiracy theories do not describe game mechanics. Read the full rules inside the game when it launches.

Meet KIM’S CRYPTO HEIST

18+ · Outcomes are uncertain. Set a budget and never chase losses.