GUIDES.

REAL RULES.
UNRELIABLE NARRATORS.

How the games work. What the symbols do. Why there’s a pigeon in the accounts department. The first two questions have useful answers.

Manuals by Shitpost Games, with fictional field reports from people who should never have been given a clipboard. Development previews: check the released game’s rules for final details.

A three-eyed clay alien connects cosmic clues to a conspiracy about missing socks.

FIELD MANUAL / 01

Mindmelt: how to play, clusters and fusion

A beginner’s manual recovered from an alien’s laundry basket.

Read the guide 5 MIN · EXPECT A DETOUR

A clay duck accountant’s fax machine prints a spaghetti road beside a rocket teapot.

CONFISCATED MANUAL / 02

Kim’s Crypto Heist: how to play and bonus features

Six reels, four bonuses, and a duck who has misplaced the economy.

Read the guide 6 MIN · EXPECT A DETOUR

A mushroom astronaut processes cosmic forms in a tiny office that has become a greenhouse.

COSMIC PAPERWORK / 03

Mindmelt bonuses and multipliers explained

Overdrive, Synesthesia, The Source. The mushroom has brought a clipboard.

Read the guide 5 MIN · EXPECT A DETOUR

A cabbage-headed clay accountant follows a trail of coins to a pigeon selling tiny umbrellas.

EVIDENCE BAG / 04

Kim’s Crypto Heist wins, Wilds and cascades explained

A cabbage accountant follows the money. It leads to a pigeon.

Read the guide 5 MIN · EXPECT A DETOUR