UFO makes first contact. Parking warden asks it to move.
Humanity’s biggest discovery has been temporarily relocated because it was blocking the trolley return.
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The truth is out there. We have sent a pigeon.
Zombie asks cinema to stop making every film about his dietary requirements.
“I contain multitudes,” says man whose entire screen representation is apparently one long buffet queue.
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Man proposes putting the moon on a timesheet. The moon requests annual leave.
An efficiency scheme for the night sky has immediately encountered a difficult conversation about overtime.
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